Llamas with Hats 5
Season 1, Episode 5
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Air date March 27, 2014
Written by Jason Steele
Directed by Jason Steele
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Overview Edit

This is the fifth video in the "Llamas with Hats" series. The video takes place in a park. It begins with Paul exclaiming "Carl... I know you've done something!" Paul then has Carl say what all has done today. Carl lists off a list of normal activities including washing the car, donating to the local girl scout troop, returning an overdue movie to Blockbuster, accidentally stepping on a ladybug, and baking banana bread for their neighbor Pat but Paul is still skeptical when he finishes his list. All of the sudden a crack in space/time appears.


Carl admits to forgetting to mention creating it to collect baby hands as baby hands begin to pour out of it. Paul states that he was expecting worse.

Carl takes this remark as a hurtful blow to his ego. Paul then notices that all the baby hands are white.
Llamas with Hats 5

Llamas with Hats 5

Notable Quotes Edit

"It's a lovely day out, we're having a good time, what have you done?" -Paul "You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel." -Carl

"I may have created a crack in space time...through which to collect millions of baby hands." -Carl

"Come on, look at this. How did I even do this?" -Carl "I don't understand how or why you do anything." -Paul

"Do you know what it feels like to be Carl right now? It hurts. Not as much as the babies, but it hurts." -Carl

"Whities gotta pay...and the payment is baby hands." -Carl

Deaths Edit

Possibly many babies: Possibly all killed by Carl by using a crack in space time to collect their hands as payment from white people and for food.

Published Edit

March 27, 2014

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