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Paul: CARL!

Carl: What?

Paul: Did you kill this man?

Carl: No. Killing is my least favorite thing.

Paul: Tell me exactly what you did today.

Carl: Well I was upstairs, sitting in my bed. Then this man walked in, so I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

Paul: Carl! That kills people! Where are his hands? Carl, where are his hands!?

Carl: Well, I cooked them up and ate them.

Paul: Carl!

Carl: I was hungry for hands. I had a hunger only hands could stop.

Paul: Carl!