The Picnic/Transcript

Doctor Vs. Emperor Master

 * (Episode opens by showing a earth planet amongst several other planets, on top of it is some sort of gold pyramid-like tower)
 * Doctor: You're too late, Emperor Master! The pyramid-like tower, will soon be MINE! (he looks at the planets aligning above him and laughs)


 * (Camera pans over to Emperor Master, he's half chinese man half strong dude)


 * Emperor Master: Yeah, right, man. I'm takin' you all the way down to Master Town. (Widen to reveal his dinosaur) Fire Breath!
 * (The dinosaur releases fire from its mouth but misses Doctor)
 * Doctor: You fool! Don't you see, once a millennium, the planets of this earth align, over this very spot! And today, the one most worthy to stand here, is none other than I, Dr. –

Hey, Doctor! Is That You?

 * Paul: (calling in the distance) Hey, Doctor! Is that you? (Doctor looks at him) It's me, Paul! (Close up of him) Are you here to watch the golden align, too? Look! (takes off his hat and takes a picnic basket out, singsong) I even packed a piiicniiiiic!


 * (Zoom back out on Doctor as the episode's title appears in the sky, freeze-frame)
 * Doctor: (Walks to the left, covering Paul) Soon, at the precise moment, of the cosmic conjunction –
 * Paul: Doctor!! You remember me, right?
 * Doctor: No!
 * Doctor: (Walks to the right) At the precise moment, of the cosmic conjunction, a celestial star being, of infinite power, shall come fortress and –
 * Paul: I travel the city, I'm about this tall, wear a hat, and sometimes I make this face... (smiles) or this one... (smiles differently) or this... (smiles differently, Doctor gets steaming mad) or sometimes, if I'm feelin' really crazy... (makes another smile)
 * Doctor: (walks to the left, talking fast) A star being of infinite power will come forth, and grant whoever stands here a single wish! (pants) And my wish will be, to control, the entire, universe.....
 * Paul: Probably wondering where my best pal Carl is, huh?
 * Doctor: (cringing) No! The sooner the star being, no I said that all – (facepalms) GOH! WHERE WAS IT?!
 * (Close up on Paul)
 * Paul: She wanted to come, but she had to go to the bathroom! Animals go only once every like, five months? Crazy, huh? She told me it takes a while, and it's kind of embarrassing. And so she doesn't want everybody knowin' about it, so she said: (imitating Carl) "Paul, don't go blabbin' like ya always do!" (stops, in normal voice) Oh.
 * Doctor: I DON'T CARE!
 * Paul: Where? Well, I don't know where she's goin' to the bathroom, around here somewhere! Why do ya wanna know? (at the camera, in deep voice) Weird. (normal voice) It's okay though, 'cause I promised her I'd take pictures! (takes out a camera) Smile! (takes picture)
 * (Emperor Master and his Chinese army laughs)
 * Master: Dude, text me that photo!
 * (Doctor gets madder)
 * Paul: Anywhoser, I'm gonna get outta your hair and find a good watchin' spot! Later, Doctor! (he leaves)
 * Doctor's Businessman: (offscreen) Sir? Sir! SIRRRRRR!
 * Emperor Master: I'm comin' for ya, Doc! Soldiers, battle mix, track 17! (shows a Chinese Soldier holding a boombox) Pump it!
 * ♪I feel a breeze inside the realm
 * Where soldiers face their fears.
 * I know a place where we go,
 * And you will drink my tears, Angel.♪
 * (They run down the crater)
 * Doctor: Businessman, Flaming Balls, NOW!
 * Doctor's Businessman: Already loaded, Sir.

Fire, The Cannonball!

 * (Pan down to a set of three meatballs on catapults as they flame red and blue)
 * ♪ Whisper to me softly;
 * Let your troubles float away.
 * Chang cong ti pong gong chang gai,
 * Tan gai, tan gai, tan gai. ♪
 * Doctor: Eeeexcelleeeent.
 * Doctor's Businessman: Now Sir, the trajectory is locked, so you need to hit the trigger exactly when Master's troops reach the bottom of the Remote of Transformission, Hole Of Chamber, and –
 * ♪ Tan Gai, Tan Gai! ♪
 * Doctor: Businessman! What, are you calling the Remote of Transformission, and Hole Of Chamber, Is an Robin, and Beast Boy?! Are, you telling me what to do?!
 * Doctor's Businessman: Of course not, sir! and his Carry on.
 * Doctor: Is an Cyborg! You, Idiot!
 * (Doctor takes the remote)